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Heya.Cumin to blore fa a vacation next week.Can u accompany me fa sat parties

- Heyeah...so cool! Sorry I stay in Bangalore and not 'blore'
And dude by the way does  using 'Cumin, instead of coming' sound cool to you? Wow you're just too cool. Do you party only on Saturdays? :(:(  Why not Fridays too? I would have 'Cumined' with you then also.

Hey Reddy, How you been? You are from HYD kada..Shilpa's friend? I moved to Charlotte recently, working in IT. looks like you are having fun..keep me posted

Next post of his----->

Hey Reshma, sorry i think i got a wrong person..You look my old friend's friend so MSGed you but i talk to her and realized it, Sorry and please dont take me wrong you really look like her..Sorry again TC

--- I mean seriously? This is like the oldest of rabbit in the hat trick. Shilpa's friend? Yeah I am Pallavi's friend too. Better luck next time and brush up your age old generation tricks!

Hi. How are you doing?
I’m born and raised in america. Studyin medicine in south India, I love hip hop and basketball. How about you?
Could u send me a friend request? Thanks. Ttyl bye : )

--- I am absolutely doing great Kalapatapu. So you have been raised in America? Wow..'Americaaaa'. So you are from America and I will get talking to you? Nice try!
--- And of course I will add you as my friend! You are from 'Amerigaa'!

hey hai..r u in Us or blore? just updte me need to talk... did u changed u r number or the same one?

--- Yeah Reddy! It's the same number! will be looking forward for your call!Talk to you soooon!  XoXo

hiii....friend.......gud aftrnoon......how r u ..?hey ...can i send u reqst.....will u add me ???

---hiiii friend. I sure will add you. Why not. It's free of cost!Are you 'facebook-edly' challenged?

beautiful pic girl.....hi dis is Mark from LA. Just happened to c your profile n felt u were dam beautiful. Thot if v could chat. Where you from

---Keep thinking

hey can i knw u 

--- Ofcourse you can! 
Chauhan girl 27/5'2" convented b'ful working in top MNC Lko. Father Cl-I officer. High status family. E-mail: xxxxx@sify.com …………. Box No.
---> Courtesy Times of India! Get to know her!

Hi, this is mohan,i like to be ur frnd. Shall we???

-- No. We SHALL not!

hai dear,,, love to be you friend,,,

--hai hai! **put in the accent **

Hi ,
I just came across ur profile and thought of pinging you  ..
I am Sandy working in Bangalore as a techie ..
I am basically from Mumbai ... You got nice name and looks as well  ... Can we be friends ? My number is 9886995424 ... feel free to buzz me ...

-- bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz and sting!


Well, Yes I din't know facebook had a seperate filter for all such messages. I just happened to see it recently and it was fun reading the messages. Wooo.... I mean all the tries and the Shall we questions. The tricks and the treats. Jeez. And is this how you get to know people?? Cool! I should attempt those on a few hot guys too and see if anyone falls for it.
If anyone reading this and your names are up there. I know nothing!


Comments

  1. HeisenbergMay 13, 2013 at 6:20 AM

    I am from America, add me too. LOL

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  2. AnonymousJune 12, 2013 at 5:10 PM

    Hey writer, Anonymous again. God, i mean seriously. Nice posts by people haa. u must be ROFL all the time after reading. Are you shilpa's friend?? lolzzz.
    by the way hw was ur trip? hope u had a nice time. u take care now
    cya!!

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  3. ReshmaJune 13, 2013 at 9:30 AM

    And yeah thanks for the comments!:)
    And about the trip.... which??

    ReplyDelete
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    1. AnonymousJune 13, 2013 at 7:17 PM

      C'mon, ur trip to bangalore. u were in india ryt.

      Delete
  4. vimarshaAugust 7, 2013 at 3:05 AM

    Kulli.,.,.,!!!!!!!!! not bad,..,seriously gud stuff,.,:D

    ReplyDelete

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